Hermaphrodite
Waddle
Fester
Tectonic plate
Plantronics
Egg fried rice
Hyena
The Story:
Uncle Fester from the Adams Family was on holiday in Africa and was very hungry. He decided that he needed some scran. As you can imagine his idea of a meal is probably not in line with that of the everyday foe. His tastes covered a mixture between that of a usual man and those from a hammer horror film. What he wanted was egg-fried rice. That doesn’t sound too strange does it? It’s what he wants with this dish that is strange, Its hyena. As Fester now lives in Africa this was not too difficult capture. He just used Chris' dead body as bate.
Just earlier he had an altercation with Chris Waddle. Chris was trying to promote Plantronics to Fester. Plantronics were sponsoring Chris’ football academy in a nearby town. This intrusion did not impress Fester. Fester is not the most patient individual so decided the easiest way to get rid of Chris was to shoot him in the head. He undressed Chris to make the smell of death more pungent, to lure in the hyena. To his surprise Chris was indeed a hermaphrodite. Normally a bit of human would a nice starter, but hermaphrodite was a challenge too far. He couldn’t help but think that shower time after a match must have been a traumatic experience.
When the Hyena came for the dead body all Fester needed to do was use his revolver one more time, and hey presto dinner. After skinning the carcass and segmenting the flesh into strips he was ready to cook. He had no cooker, but luckily for him he lived on a fault line, and the recent tectonic plate activity had meant that lava had been spewing a short distance away. Taking his wok, rice and eggs he got ready for a feast. Using the heat form the lava he had his food in no time.
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