Lubrication
Globule
Scabbard
Pizza vending machine
leprechaun
Spoon
Semi
The Story:
The inside of a Pizza vending machine is more complex than you might think. Remember the coke advert which showed the strange world of the inside of one of their vending machines. Like others I thought this was the creation of an over imaginative marketing company, until I saw the inside of the pizza dispenser. What lay inside was something like I’d never seen before. A little Leprechaun was the chief baker in the machine. Instead of using a big shovel device to remove the pizza, he removed the pizza with a gleaming scabbard. Before vending the pizza the Leprechaun put a globule of lubrication fluid on a spoon and poured in onto a semi-conductor. This momentarily shorted the circuit under the pizza which gave the pizza a steaming appearance. Then the leprechaun passed the pizza to a little sprite which put the pizza in a box and winched it down to the release hatch.
The Picture:
Bonus Material (From Glenn's Wife):
Lubrication allowed the leprechaun to form globules of love juice whilst he was spooning a semi naked dwarf. When he had finished he decided to get some food from a pizza vending machine which he served with the aid of a scabbard.
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