Snow
Disruption by weather
Recession
Credit Crunch
Foreskin
Nostril
The story:
Darren has been scrimping and saving a deposit for his new flat. Due to the recession the only way he could save enough was to go without heating. This has been particularly toucherous for him since the disruptions in the weather.
Alone at night Darren got so cold that he saw no option but to self-circumcise himself and lay his warm foreskin across his nostrils' to stop his sinus tracks icing up.
It’s a sad story.
None of this would have happened if it wasn't for the snow.
Who would have thought the credit crunch would lead to this?!
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