Jelly
Maggot
Penis
Infant
Crack-pot
Grotesque
Prostitute
Volvo
The Story:
Billy is middle aged and is in the middle of a mid-life crisis. His long term girlfriend left him ten years ago and since then has not had the confidence to go on a date. The main reason for this is that his partner used to refer to his penis as "The maggot" or "The little infant". As you can imagine this severely affected his confidence with members of the opposite sex.
Years of being on his own wallowing in his self-pity, had tortured him so much that he was know as some what of a crackpot in his local community. Due to his sexual frustration his behaviour was obscure to say the least. Just last month his postman caught him in a compromising position with a bowl of jelly. His current postman is a reluctant replacement, as the original one is still undergoing therapy.
Friday nights are the only night that Billy leaves the house. He has sexual needs that he can not satisfy in on his own, so cruises the streets for hours at a time in his frowsty old grey Volvo. What he is searching for is the figure of a smacked up prostitute. He has been doing this for the last two years now, every Friday like clockwork. The reason he has been looking for drugged up prostitutes is because he has a grotesque stench which is caused by ill hygiene, and he doesn’t want to be vomited on.
The Picture:
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