23/02/2009

The Book Of Haroon

The Words:

Haroon
Telescopic
Chinchilla
Splat
Frottage (Consensual sexual rubbing between partners)
Bouncy ball



The Story:

Haroon has an active imagination. He has come up with his ideal world that he has named Haroonville. In this world every female he comes into contact with likes to frottage with him. Due to this Haroon’s gene pool is very spread out. One thing always seems to lead to another. He in fact was the only person permitted to sleep with any woman in the land.

In this strange world he has a shrine of chinchillas. He adores these cheeky animals. These to Haroon are the higher beings and he worships them. He believes by spending at least two hours a day in this shrine he will achieve eternal life.

He once found a man that was believed to have fathered a child. This was not acceptable, as this could upset the equilibrium of his kingdom. Haroon dealt with the man in the only way he knew how. He had a giant bouncy ball commissioned. This was hoisted into position by a giant telescopic rod. He then captured the man and tied him up and after futile murmurs by the prisoner the giant ball was released from above him. It landed with a splat and the man was no more. The ironic thing was the ball never even bounced, but most importantly the equilibrium was restored.


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