Chaffinch
Cheggers
Mogwai
Pancreas
Placenta
tentacle
The Story:
Although the life of the average chaffinch is not too extraordinary the life of the one that visits that visits the garden of the celebrity clown know as Cheggers had quite an unusual existence. Initially the pompous chaffinch was drawn to the household by the sound of Mogwai. It is a little known fact that members of the finch family have a great regard for all things Scottish. The finch started by eating the placentas from plants within the garden.
During the winter the vegetation withered somewhat. Normally at this time of year the finch would fly off in search of better climates but the music was too much of a lure to leave. The occasional snack of snail tentacle was not sustaining the chaffinch’s weight. Drastic action was needed. Looking in the kitchen widow of the Cheggers household the finch had seen them preparing liver and bacon. Although the aromas of the food were pleasant the finch felt that the food was just not fresh enough, but had the smell and taste for meat.
The chaffinch had a fantastic idea. He knew that Cheggers was far past his best and wanted to a feast. The chaffinch new that his time would come. He started circling a height above the garden. Only hours later Cheggers was in prime position. The chaffinch aimed and itself at cheggers in a freefall position. He was on target and was nearly at terminal velocity when he speared through Cheggers torso and ripped out his pancreas though his back. The high impact lead Cheggers to explode. Cheggers died instantly and the chaffinch had his fill.
In the local rag went with the play on words headline “Cheggers did pop!”
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