Toblerone
Nut cracker
John Wark
NATO
Area 51.
Frankie Boyle
Grandmaster Flash
Pickles
Top Gun
Pumpernickel
ugly
Toe
Haddock sandwich
Sarcastic Fringehead fish
The Story:
Frankie Boyle recently paid a visit to Area 51 in Nevada, looking for material for his stand up routine. He has been having a bit of a blip looking for new material and thought a change of scenery may help get his comedy juices flowing. So far his new material resembled a sarcastic fringehead fish out of water.
Although NATO denies that Area 51 exists, everyone knows there is a secret base located in the Nevada desert. There have been all sorts of theories of UFO landings that have been hushed up, even a base that was set aside to train Top Gun pilots. On Frankie’s trip he met up with a group of people at the Pumpernickel café who actively spread the word on UFO conspiracies. The geeks even have their own website called Grandmaster Flash, where minor celebrities have signed up to follow. One such follower is John Wark the Ipswich and Liverpool midfielder. Although Frankie found this encounter very interesting, he concluded that the group where one triangle short of a Toblerone.
Once returned to the UK, Boyle started working one new material while scoffing a haddock sandwich. He figured fish is brain food and would help him ridicule the freaks he met in Nevada, but this was to no avail. This was getting ugly and his next gig was in a week. In an effort to rescue his name he scoured the internet for ideas and stole ideas from Franc Bent Long. This proved to be his downfall, Boyle was hunted down and his toes were sandwiched in a nut cracker, crushing his toes to smithereens. Beware if you plagiarise my work; the next victim will be turned into pickles.
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