Shit
Crumpet
Explicit
Boggle
Berlusconi
Suntanned
Spaghetti
String-vest
Oo-var-voo
Eararnoo
Scrawny
Acorn
Beautiful
Openshaw
The Story:
Politicians throughout history have been abusing their power to get laid, and Italian prime minister is no exception. When Clinton had Lewinski under the desk giving him a nosh the public gave an oo-var-voo vote and quickly he went out of power. Berlusconi has recently been exposed on explicit websites pleasuring women in a mass orgy, wearing a string-vest. Although shocked, the public have got behind the prime minister and housewives across the world have fantasised about Berlusconi’s scrawny acorn, wishing they were the crumpet in the film. Somehow he had been given an unresounding eararnoo vote.
The mind starts to boggle why the shit didn’t hit the metaphorical fan. No other political figure has been caught out and been received so well. Police have been tracking the IP address that first posted the video and it has been revealed to have come from Openshaw. Instead of the person being prosecuted Berlusconi sent round a beautiful suntanned escort round with his favourite spaghetti dish as way of a thank you for boosting his popularity.
The Picture:
