John Amaechi's close shave with a pwddin

The Words:

Rhubarb
Squidgy
Redemption
Horticulture
Crufts
Poop-a-scoop
Pierre Marie
Bonio
Pwddin
Blew
John Amaechi
Bangor City
Lemonhead
numpty

The Story:

The Bangor city annual horticulture show was beyond redemption. The event that was so key in the Bangor social calendar was a complete wash out. The guest of honour, Bono (or Bonio to those who knew him) dropped out following an unfortunate accident at Crufts with a Poop-a-scoop. Pierre Marie tripped up Bono, who fell on the scoop; which then impaled into his back orifice. A replacement was quickly found but due to the short notice the best they could come up with was John Amaechi.

John arrived to the event on the opening day to a mixed reception. Nobody knew who he was. The only group that were glad to see him were the Women’s Institute who knew a strapping lad like that would enjoy the food tasting at the end of the event. Every year the WI turn the prize winning fruit and veg in to all kinds of delicious food, and it will be John’s task to pick the winner.

The NBA numpty stomped around the event and scared children and adults alike with his giant like stature. He felt a sense of belonging at the event due to the strangely large size of the fruit and veg that were displayed; for a moment he actually felt normal, rather than the freak he normally considered himself to be. He had never seen a lemon the size of his head before. He proudly had pictures taken with the lemon in front of his head making him the lemonhead man. He judged the squidgy rhubarb pudding the winner and proudly stated that this is the closest he will ever come to a pwddin blew (hairy pudding). Unfortunately for him this joke was lost on the folk that turned up for the event and he sloped off quietly.

At the end of the show news came in that Bono’s accident was worse than feared. The poop-a-scoop that he fell on had been used, and faeces that was on it had got into his blood stream and caused an infection. The infection was so severe that his eyes had popped from his head before suffering a fatal haemorrhage.

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