A Sad Lack Of Motivational Skills

The Words:

Gleet
Cravat
Millionaire
Stiff
Spandex
Dimple
Snitch
Super poo
Curly wurly
Cock-a-doodle-doo
AlpenSergey Bubka
Shrimp
gothic

The Story:

Mr Motivator has just come back on our screens in the role of fitness instructor to the dole masses. During the time away from the screen he hung up his spandex and cravat and took on a multitude of work. One of the main pieces of work was a collaborative event with Gillian McKeith where he was used to analyse people’s super poo, for use on her programme. During his research he analysed poo of all different constancies and varying shapes. He quickly got disillusioned with the job after Gillian took all the credit and became a millionaire swiftly. The breaking point came when he was expected to look at all kinds for anal gleet that was produced by people on poor diets; so they hastily parted company.

After parting company with Gillian times got hard and he turned to advertising roles. First he advertised Kellogg’s cornflakes and dressed up as a cockerel that danced around the street chirping cock-a-doodle-doo an effort to promote the health benefits of eating the brand. He has also done adverts for rival company Wheetabix for their Alpen brand. Perhaps the strangest advertising role he undertook was for Cadbury’s advertising the Curly Wurly chocolate bar where Sergy Bubka is wearing a Curly Wirley straightjacket to stop him winning the Cadbury’s cup in the chocolate pole-vault.

The lack of any concrete work led Mr Motivator to become withdrawn and he joined a gothic cult, which worshiped the shrimp. It was their belief that Dimple was the king of shrimps was and by worshiping him they would become the most important and powerful organisation in the world. All was going well with this until he was given a stiff reality check when a snitch from the group unveiled his unusual life choices on the internet.

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