Ginger muffin
Pleb
Red Tegu
Chorizo
Solihull
Conkers
Battersea dogs home
Gorrillagram
Pheromones
Slops
Slut
Cabbage
Readers wives
Catastrophic
The Story:
Coconut Jack owned a Red Tegu lizard which he fed a mixture of ginger muffins, cabbage and chorizo sausage, which was not the recommended diet and strange things started to happen. The Lizard started to become more boisterous around females upon sensing their pheromones and seemed to gain a liking for Coconut’s Readers Wives collection. Things got so bad that the lizard attacked a local slut in the middle of the street. Due to the violent nature of the attack which led to a considerable loss of blood the lizard had to be put down. Officials from the RSPCA said they though that the diet was the cause of the attack.
The death of the lizard got so hard to cope with for Mr Jack, especially knowing that he was the main cause of its death. Animals meant everything to him and life without a pet in his life was really difficult. Coconut tried to fill the void by dressing up as his second favourite animal a gorilla and become a gorillagram around his home town of Solihull. This did not really help his pain as getting his conkers out for the ladies only made him feel like more of a pleb.
Coconut learned of a job at the Battersea dog’s home. He got really excited about the possibility of working there and to his surprise his application was successful. Unfortunately what appeared to be a silver cloud turned out to be a catastrophic mistake; two days after starting the job he went into the kennel to clean out the slops for a German Shepherd. The dog took a sudden dislike to him and attacked his maracas before mauling him to death.
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