Moonwalk
Feltch
Scalp
Margarine
Fadge
Madge
Milkshake
Mafia
Katie Price
Bowel movements
Meatball
Kaleidoscope
Adrian Mole
Yeti
Toad-in-the-hole
Kahlua
Sven
Glenn
The Story:
Anne Charleston played the character Madge in Australian soap Neighbours for many years but now work has dried up. In recent times she has turned to more exotic roles to make a crust. Recently she starred in an adult version of Adrian Mole, aptly named "Toad in the hole". She has also starred in a football themed adult movie called "England managers – Sven vs Glenn" and a scat movie where she swallows bowel movements and rubs excrement in her scalp.
The transition has not been easy for Anne and she has turned to drink as a cope mechanism. Her main tipple is kahlua and in drinking this the world is distorted into a kaleidoscope. In this state no one can hurt her, which is just as well because comments of Madge’s fadge and innuendoes of Harold’s meatball(s) are never far away. She was recently asked to make a felching movie, but even for her this was a step too far. Although the money was very good she reluctantly declined the offer for a strange film where she would make sexual acts on slippery food and drink such as margarine and milkshake before bizarrely conducting the naked moonwalk across the set with a man in a yeti outfit.
Due to the rapid change in direction in her career Anne was getting a lot of attention. The only person who was getting a similar level of press was Katie Price following the breakdown of her marriage. Rumour has it that Anne’s movies are being funded by the Mafia, and her unwillingness to take part in felch films may put her life in jeopardy.
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