With Or Without You

The Words:

Sticky
Flaps
Window licker
Ferret
Gypsy
Dialysis
soppy
Floppy
Volkswagen Camper-Van
Bonjela
Canoeist
Banjo
Cheese string
Oreo
Bono
Colonoscopy

The Story:

At the Holesway hospital Dr Gradas named the colonoscopy equipment Bono, due to the irritation it causes to the people that it came into contact with. Dr Gradas had had the displeasure of meeting Bono years before at a party when he pulled up in his blinged out Gypsy Volkswagen Camper-van. It was one hell of a beach party until the window licker showed up trying to take over. People were eating things from their childhood like cheese strings and making milkshakes with flavoured with oreo’s and sticky bonjela, for that numbing sensation.

Bono strutted in with his usual swagger, strangely cradling a banjo. It wasn’t long before he was strumming away trying to serenade everyone he came across. He really couldn’t play it sounded like the kind of noise made when you electrocute a small lizard.

This soppy side of Bono was not going down well at all and a decision was made to get of him so Dr Gradas stepped out to his car and came back with a mild sedative and a dialysis machine. First he administered the sedative and as Bono went floppy he connected the dialysis machine and set it to work. Vast quantities of vodka were introduced to the machine and it was only a matter of time before he would be out cold. With a few flaps of the valves adding the vodka Bono glassed over and slumped to a heap; and a big cheer and a few cackles erupted on the beach.

Dr Gradas disconnected the equipment and took it back to his car, but the party goers were not finished with Bono. A crowed gathered around the campervan and removed the canoe from the top. Bono obviously fancied himself as a bit of a canoeist and he was going on his last trip. He was heaved into the canoe and pushed out to sea without a paddle never to be seen again.

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