Sumptuous
Foetus
gigantism
Korea
Gonorrhoea
Thripple
The Story:
Koreans are not known for their height, but some suffer from gigantism. One such example was Ping Pong. Many think that he was born two stone in weight but this is totally false. Up until adolescence he looked like all the other kids in Korea and such a disease would not have been able to be detected in his foetus. However Ping Pong developed an overproduction in growth hormone form his pituitary gland when he was fifteen and he kept growing and growing.
What set Ping aside from other suffers from the disease was his thripple. To you and me this may be considered a tragic state of natural selection, but for ping it was a way to become famous. He marketed himself on the internet and got himself into the record books. To a select female clientele Ping was a sumptuous specimen of a man. Ping started seeing a string of bested female friends. It wasn’t until he contracted gonorrhoea and started oozing with discharge from his member that he thought he should restrain his activities for a while.
He was right to be afraid of the gonorrhoea, for this was no normal strand of the bacteria. Much like himself this strain had mutated. The mutation started by chomping his scrotal sack exposing his dangly testis. This was only the start, the flesh eating infection worked its way into his nervous system devouring his spinal cord, causing his skeleton to collapse. Poor Ping was no more.
The Picture:
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