Bergerac And The Case Of The Incestuous Kitten

The Words:

Strap-on
Gargoyle
Syphilis
Incestuous
Kitten
Bergerac
whoopee cushion

The Story:

Bergerac was on the Isle of White to investigate the phenomenon of incestuous kittens. This litter of started copulating with each other moments after they were out of the womb. This trip however was about to get stranger.

It turned out that the whole kitten debacle was just a sick trick to lure Bergerac to the scene. Bergerac had crossed the hotel owner years earlier and now it was time to get even. While Bergerac was sleeping the hotel patron snuck into his room and beat Bergerac with a stap-on infected by syphilis. He was beaten so hard that Bergerac’s skull was split. He made a last gasp of air and he was dead.

Bergerac was discovered the next day by a cleaner. When giving evidence to the police she described him looking gargoyle like. She also said that the gas build up in his body had stating to escape and a noise not dissimilar to a whoopee cushion could be heard.
The patron was convicted, but nobody ever found out why he used a strap-on covered in syphilis.

The Picture: