Conundrum
Engulfed
Embrace
Bruce Forsyth
Pristine.
The Story:
Bruce Forsyth even in his old age always keeps up his pristine appearance. I know what you are thinking; isn’t he dead yet? No he's not, and he never will be. The Forsyth will never die because he is half man and half machine. He sold his soul to the computer age in the late ninety’s to Japanese giants Honda. He embraced this new technology so he could live forever and prowl on young fillies for eternity. His large chin is the housing for his energy cells which give him the power to pollute our airwaves year after year.
The dirty old letch engulfed our airwaves decades ago but has never managed to land his dream job of being the Countdown host. He tried to apply for the job after Whitley’s demise but he insisted on having some blond bimbos on the show. Channel four chiefs did not want to degrade the show and turned down his offer, denying the Forsyth doing the conundrum. They didn’t want the torture of his irritating catchphrase “good game, good game”.
The Picture:
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